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PENIS JOURNALS
Adult circumcision for medical reasons ... a case study.

Joe Nadeau of J-Walkin' sent this picture of an irritated dickhead.

Part Five: Party in My Pants

As I await my final checkup, I decide to throw a party in celebration of my healing.

October 29, 2002
Penis Party, Saturday, November 16, 2002, in the evening at Haven House.

In honor/celebration of my healing, I propose a Penis Party. All are welcome, but must bring a penis with them (it need not be attached). Guests willing to have theirs photographed will be posted in a place of honor. Prizes for best penises. Guests are also encouraged to bring themed music, food, party favors, toys, jokes, booze....

This is not to be an orgy or anything like one -- in fact the Haven House Naughty Room will be closed for the evening. This is to be a silly, fun evening, with drink and song and weiners.

It's been a while since HH has entertained, we'll see if we remember how.

October 31, 2001
Everything is working fine, thanks! *g*

November 2, 2002
Still the prettiest.

November 6th, 2002
It's physical therapy, thank you very much.

November 12th, 2002
The doc gave me an "A"! -- The office visit was less than ten minutes, he proclaimed it healthy and well-healed and ready for Playgirl magazine.

November 13, 2002
Got this e-mail:

"I'd like to say congratulations for cutting off the dick-part that was making you uncomfortable, awkward and painful, which prevented you from doing things you really wanted to do.

...

Oh, and congratulations on the circumcision thing, too."

Heh heh. I'd also recently broken up with my Significant Other...

November 16, 2002 -- the day of the party
I got this semi-RSVP in the mail: "Jones and I will be at my studio decorating our penises (penis gourds to be more precise) at around 6:30 for the Penis Party.Cum join us if you are so inclined and would like to liven up a lackluster penis. -- Eddie" Cool.

And now: PARTY photos!

My friend showed up with his penis, decorated with jewelry (non-piercing) made from an old hot-water tap! Pretty. We all ogled.

Another freind showed up with this finely-carved wooden penis. And her (apparently sleeping) boyfriend.

Can you make it out? She has lovely penis earings.

These take the prize -- though not literally (see below). Painted tribal penis gourds. The one on the left was lit with EL wire and strobed. WOW!

Not a penis, though it DOES have a heart-on. This is the mysterious man-garden that appeared in a neighboring apartment. The tenants left, and their partially-sprouted man remains. We took pitty on him and gave him the heart on.

The lovely Steph models this year's top penis: the crocheted Penis of PUNishment. In our house, bad puns earn a thwack on the head with this penis. Thanks again to Coyotegirl, who sent one, even though she couldn't attend.

A pale green gourd penis. A bit, pardon the expression, overexposed.

"Hello Kitty" vibrator. What more is there to say?

Two Penis gifts in one photo: Penis pasta (with meatballs, of course), served with penis flatware. Nothing says "class" like phallic dinnerware.

That's not real...

The house altar with all its penis-ey goodness. The acrylic rainbow penis paperweight was intended to be the prize, but we never got around to voting.

The mysterious photo-less member of the family displays her boobs and ... is it? Yes, it is! A penis!

I actually sold her this penis the afternoon of the party. It's a "Vixen".

Some brought and displayed the penises they were born with. One of these men is not like the others...

Glow-in-the-dark penis earings AND a light-up penis pendant. This chick sure has a lot of dick.

Nothing like two boys sucking on a double dong ... the real penis in this p hoto is more shy, though.

I wonder whose penis this REALLY is...

A "Three Extra Inches" dong hanging from the belt.

THAT'S a real one.
*NOTE: I took this photo myself, in San Diego, on October 29, 2002. Apparently this looks like the penis of a married man in Massachusettes. It's not his. I wonder why his wife was looking at random penises online for, anyway? Sorry, "John Doe," this just ain't your wang.

Yep. Penis cake. Aren't my friends the coolest? And if you look closely, there are penis, soldier and Indian figures. Reenacting the famous battle of Knob Hill, obviously.

I do believe his underwear says "Feel me". A dangerous party to be offering open permission like that.

Not a penis, but phallic, and giving forth life-affirming nectar: tequila.

And last but not least: A classic black ridged rubber dong.

Also of note, a friend who could not attend sent this ASCII penis: 0=====8

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